“Rosco, you need to go talk with God and Jesus!”, Eli says to our family dog. Overhearing the conversation I interrupted and inquired where God and Jesus were. Eli responded, “God is in Monica’s room and Jesus is in mine…”
Later today while we were at the dermatologist office, the nurse walked in and said, “well don’t we have some cute kido’s in here!” Eli chimed in his two cents, “I’m Eli and I’m cool. This is Monica and she’s pretty.” I shook my head and tried to convince the nurse my children were not coached in such things. Ohhh the things to come……

Denise said
I love it!
Dusti said
That made me smile!
Dad said
well, he is cool. But he is mistaken about Monica, she is beautiful: like her mom.